New York mayoral candidate and former congressman Anthony Weiner was
busted for on-line sex chats with a 22-year-old woman last year. It gets
better. He posted pictures of his significant member and now Weiner has
his wiener pasted all over the internet. Cue…horror.
Sex scandals are generally good for publicity in American politics if
you can convince your wife to forgive you in public. True to script,
standing beside Weiner at a press conference called to defend his
position against the allegations, Weiner’s wife told reporters that she
had forgiven her husband and plans to continue supporting and
campaigning for his candidacy. Women may forgive, but they will never
let you forget. The American press never tires of reminding the rest of
the world that if you are horny and super rich, you have no chance of
running a state or the White House.
Thank god we have no such harsh standards for leadership in Kenya. In
fact, if you are not horny or working on getting super rich, you really
have no chance of getting noticed in local politics. However, sex
scandals are only the stepping stone to glory. A mega corruption scandal
is what one needs to secure a career in politics here.
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